Friday 9 October 2015

What the B**F !

It's been a month again, time just flies i guess! So, this time i'm going to talk about something that is In the News which is very contradicting to the above page name of mine that says "In other news". Well, i can't help it cause it is a very attractive and edible topic (oops).. sorry, it is something which  should not be eaten or spoken about. The new generation of kids have an alternative for the "F" word, Its called the B word, no more "F.u.c.k" its too mainstream, people have got bored of it and use it everywhere but thanks to the BJP and other sub parties of the their's who i call as the Indian "Blondes". gave them the B**F. Kudos, people! College kids love the new one, they have the same way of expressing it, for example : What the B**f , B**f  this shit.. etc.. IF  b**f was the name of a person then he is the Voldermort in the Indian version of Harry potter, the one who shall not be named :D I had so many jokes running in my head when they said they are planning to ban b**f  but later when the news came out about a poor man's death cause some blondes, they thought he had something to do with cooking/eating/or anything to do with b**f. The first question that hit my mind is, killing a human being is okay but killing an animal is bad? Man, these guys really need education! Mr PM ji, please stop beti padao campaign and start "sabko padao" campaign! I'm Okay, if you're against killing animals on a whole i am totally with you ( though i won't be doing it wholeheartedly ) cause there is a point and does make sense but i'm not okay with people who say ban only b**f cause it is sacred! Dude, what did the other animals do if  a million"Man-made" gods didn't pick them! It's not their fault that our ancestors didn't think they are worthy to be the gods pet, maybe they thought we wouldn't be so dumb!

So, why do i call them blondes, Firstly, B**f does not necessarily mean cow , even buffalo meat is called b**f . Second, They want it to be banned nation-wide (Ha-ha) Have you ever heard of this state Kerala? well, if not, they had protested against the ban , No, no they did not do it by starving or shouting angry slogans against the government, we mallus ( I'm a mallu too) have a style, these guys sat on the road, cooked all kinds of cuisines with b**f and ( yes, you're thinking right) ate it all! WOW, I mean wow!! Learn something Delhi CM this is the swag way to protest! If they say don't do it you protest by doing the same! now why i spoke about kerala is cause only a state can ban b**f, if it wants but you can't put a ban for the whole India ( Phew)! last but the most important point of all is that these guys who want it banned is cause the cow is a sacred animal not cause of love they have towards animals in general, well this is the most stupidest thing I've ever heard! You can hit the cow when it doesn't give milk, make the cow carry tonnes of stuff not give it proper food but if we eat them it is a big issue, what crosses my mind is that animal cruelty is okay but killing is bad, i think these animals would love to die rather get beaten up and used for unwanted stuff! It is like the CIA's treatment to muslims after 9/11 , won't kill them but torture them for the mistake someone else had committed.

I'm sure people would not have any idea about the income that this b**f is giving this country, it is said that India gains at least 4 Billion US dollars by exporting b**f that is twice the GDP of Bhutan. Leaving this, the most important thing is that how can some random people decide what a person should be eating in his everyday life, we all celebrate our country as the world's largest democracy but in reality we are not. Today, they say b**f is bad tomorrow they will  say even rice is bad and in a few years down the line they will say Ganges has water and so we should not drink water as ganges is holy, i know how stupid that sounds but  there will be no end to this policing job, People in this country need real jobs for that Mr PM is striving hard and getting countries and investors to swarm in our country, real good stuff the external policies have been praised on a daily basis and questions about his travel has gone down drastically but the internal problems is going down the drain, this hindutva politics has to be stopped and must be imminent! I'm sure he would do it but the sooner the better! Cause a person who is working hard and earning money has his right to eat what he likes and what he wants, If YOU don't want it then YOU don't eat it don't say everyone else should not eat it, if you ask why, My question is , Who the B**f are you?!

Fun facts : India is the Worlds largest exporter of b**f and the 7th largest consumer of b**f!


PS: I've used "*" for the word BEEF cause i wanted to show how a simple word has been creating so many issues in these days not like i was afraid or something :D

( I'm so dead! )
HAHA!


Cheers!
-Vibhu