Life.
Hey, this is my first blog. Just a few things first to clarify. I do not hate my life, I'm not going to jump from my terrace and I do not plan to kill myself *sarcasm*. This blog was because my friends were cribbing about how they had wished things were and how it has turned out to be and they hating this thing called "LIFE". Mind you, there are a few words that might look arrogant or nasty, but common, I'm just 22 and people at my age use it not because it is cool but because if you have to put an expression in writing we need to use a few of them. Not like its a crime, right ?
Life is a beach, because using “b*tch” was too mainstream. Life gives you anything but lemons mainly bumps and pot holes, just like the Indian roads. They say, once you over come them it will bring you good but I say, that’s sh*t. Life will throw more crap on you the more you get it off your face. I’m not blaming anyone or anything as such but i want to know why is life like this ? For example :My life has been a bitch, I know my problems are not too bad compared to 75% of people in the world but why does the so called “GOD” least bothered in solving things as he is called the creator of it,neither is he solving the bigger problems nor the smaller ones like what , I , the 25% have. Now all the so called secular people in the world will be like Oh, look at him he’s blaming god , he is not brought up well by his parents, Maybe its the Muslim friends he has who made him say that. NO NO NO ! Stop this for heaven sake. I’m not blaming anyone or not trying to prove god is not there, or not here to say it is a superficial idea and people who believe it are fools. I've had a million arguments with people when i was not in senses and sober about this and am not going with that all over again. I am trying to say, anything well planned or well strategized can give us fruitful results, so, are we not planning what to do when life throws sh*t on us?? Yes, I can hear you, We need to devise a strategy, complete strategy to face life and knock him down and learn to block or bend when a punch is been thrown towards you. So, I have not sat down for hours or days to devise this strategy but i’m sure it will work for like half-hour after you finish reading it and after that the guarantee period is over.Just kidding, I hope it will help you people for sure as it has for me.
Strategy 1 : SMILE and CLEAN.
Smile, that is the most important thing in the strategy , it is like the heart in our body, sun for the solar systems and NAMO for PM. Cause when you smile the confidence in you grows , you have a feeling that you have not lost the championship maybe just one game and moreover it puts the LIFE into shame and he’ll be weeping looking at you being happy. Now you may think that it will throw more garbage ! It might, but the more you smile the more it looses the confidence and his will to fuck you will lessen. As , he wants you to moan and bitch about him. He’s like a psychopath, it rejoices others failure or slip. So, just smile at it even if LIFE throws shit on your face , smile and clean.He’s going to flip seeing that for sure.
Strategy 2 : STOP CRIBBING
Cribbing is the worst thing to do when life is troubling you. It’s like this hashtag ! It is getting popular and famous like the way it already is. It’s already trending but its trending on a very high scale as it operates on everyone. DONT SAY FML. By using this phrase , you are just inviting him more and more and he is not getting tired as you are still worried and are cribbing. Don’t ask can i smile and crib, that’s insanely dumb,don’t forget that he can hear you.It can’t taste that’s why he does not know when to stop. Cause victory can be tasted cannot be seen or heard.so by stopping cribbing you are inducing a thought into him that you are not crying or cribbing.
Two important ingredients of his are now tasteless.
Strategy 3 : IF YOU WANT IT, GET IT.
Yes, If you want something real bad and you think life is behind your back and will try giving you a “dhakha” don’t be scared, getting scared is again giving him the hint that he might just win it. You want it, get it. If you really deserve the thing you want and from your bottom of your heart you really want that, then you’ll get it but don’t be scared as the saying goes. “Fear cuts deeper than swords”.(Yes, I stole this from Game of thrones.But i stole only this, I promise) The fear in you will make you think if you can get it though you deserve it but you will loose it because of the fear. Fear is Life’s best friend and we need to keep his enemy, confidence, closer to us than the fear.But be careful sometimes confidence thinks too much about himself and evolves into over confidence and that just gets your head closer to Life’s feet.So , keep the confidence but keep him on diet and make sure he doesn’t become over confidence.
Strategy 4 : Tell it on the face.
Sometimes, life gives you people just like him.Normally, people tend to be nice and try adjusting in front of them but bitch about them at the back. That indirectly is giving life what it wants from us. Tell it to them on the face ! If you don’t like them tell it, maybe they will change maybe they wont but for sure they will know how to behave with you. Just pray that you don’t get them cause few of them are just like the life himself , psychopaths. Then all the above rules are not applicable and that means you were born to get fucked.( Haha, just kidding ), that means you were the chosen one to get him to the nearest hospital around.but just hope it does not happen cause it’s a difficult task as you need to spend money on it.
Strategy 5 : "F" you, life !
The last and the best, the “upper-cut” from our side. Once you follow the above four , you will definitely be on the winning side everyday and at the end of the day before you sleep or so just use these three words F you, Life! and punch the air above you cause life is definitely poking his nose ! This gives you the satisfaction of the day just like what sunny leone does or much better. By this “ life” would have heard you being happy, felt you being happy and also you have tasted the victory over life.
The fight with life is never ending, it happens every day with everyone its up to you if you want to give him the upper-cut or bend down to his knees. So, i suggest fight everyday with him and get the much needed victory it just gives you the hunger to win more and fight more and succeed. So from today fight that god damn life of yours and make sure it gets knocked out before you go to bed.
Remember these three words, "F" you, Life!
